George Harrison
His Name Is Legs (Ladies and Gentlemen)
[Intro]
(I'm not cheating)

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[Verse 1]
Everything is Dinky Doo
Everything that you do
You, the king of La-Di-Da
Pretty very out far
Never oversits, he understands
Like the back of the hand
He should sing in a band, oh yeah

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[Verse 2]
People think he's Loopy Loo
And when they look at his shoes
He's a rocking sausage roll
He gets it in the goal
Healthy little brown affair
And when he washes his hair
He'll get around or square
Get them singing
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[Bridge]
Everyone from Oxford town
Way down to the Rio Grande
Knows his harbour quays
His skin tight hands, without seggs
His name is Legs

[Talking]

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[Verse 4]
Coolies sweating in Hong Kong
Run along to the Mardi Grass
Risking Asian flu to meet the man
Who lays the eggs
His name is Legs
He's a cure for whooping cough
And if the going gets rough
Get lined up, come Sikh, come Czar
No matter who you are
We could get along and slide a rule
And if you don't play fools
While Larry plays pool
You'll hear him singing
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