[Intro]
Next one is called Taxman!
One, two, three, four
One, two...

[Verse 1]
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

[Verse 2]
Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

[Bridge]
If you drive a car, car (I'll tax the street)
If you try to sit, sit (I'll tax your seat)
If you get too cold, cold (I'll tax the heat)
If you take a walk, walk (I'll tax your feet)
Taxman

[Guitar Solo]
[Refrain]
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

[Verse 3]
Don't ask me what I want it for
(Ha-ha, Mr. Major)
If you don't want to pay some more
(Ha-ha, Mr. Hеath)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm thе taxman
If I reduce it, can you see?
(Ha-ha, Boris Yeltzin)
Get back more with the V.A.T
(Ha-ha, Mr. Bush)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

[Bridge]
(If you get a hat-hat) I'll tax your hat
(If you get a cat-cat) I'll tax your cat
(If you wipe your feet-feet) I'll tax the mat
(If you're overweight) I'll tax your fat

[Verse 4]
Now my advice to those who die
(Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes
(Taxman!)
Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
[Outro]
And you're working for no one but me (Taxman!)
Yes, I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman