[Intro]
Oh no, no, no

[Verse 1]
Don't tug my ascot
Don't pull my ascot (It's my ascot)
(No, baby) You can't have my ascot, 'cause, girl, it's mine

[Verse 2]
Hands off my cravat
No, I don't like that (You'll get it dirty)
Cravats are for hepcats and this cat is feeling fine

[Bridge]
We'll go out to a bistro
Caramel crème brûlée (Yum, yum, yum, ooh)
Careful with that spoon though
A drip could ruin my whole day

[Verse 3]
And my ascot
Silk patterned mascot (This one's my favorite)
Ascots for hepcats and this one is just divine

[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 1]
Don't tug my ascot
Don't pull my ascot (It's my ascot)
(No, baby) You can't have my ascot, 'cause, girl, it's mine, it's so divine
(No, baby) You can't have my ascot, 'cause, girl, it's mine, mine, mine