We'll do the tango
We'll try the foxtrot
I'll eat a mango
You'll drink a straight scotch
You know I told you
You could be classy
So why did you have to be so nasty

Remember the curls
Of the Deutscher girls
Lover of mine
From down the Rhine

I'll fill your bath with
The finest champagne
I'll lick your skin dry
I cherish your name
The stakes get higher
As your dress sparsely
So why did you have to be so nasty

Remember the curls
Of the Deutscher girls
Lover of mine
From down the Rhine
I love your blonde hair
I kiss your pigtails
And I could not share
The scratch of your nails
And though you mock me
Your eyes so glassy
Oh why did you have to be so nasty

I said remember the curls
Of the Deutscher girls
Lover of mine from down the Rhine