I've had a bad week, its a bad bad world
No friends, cash, success, still no girl
New life's what I think I need
Made a mistake that I can't change
Or fix it up. Life's bad and strange
I know just what I need
Cigarettes? No. Rot my teeth. Make my smile yellow and my breath reek
P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need
No alcohol. You'll make me fat. Make me sick I don't want that
P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need
Its cheap, tastes good and doesn't smell
With packs on ten, I share the wealth
I like my P-E-Z
Tons of flavors, every one kicks
Its just a piece of candy, but I'm addict
I like my P-E-Z
Coffee- Yeah, good but dumb with the diner's $2 minimum
P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need
Acid- No, not today. I got more than enough messin' my brain
P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need