Jeff Rosenstock
FRRRREEEEEE BIIIIIIRRRRRD! FRRRREEEEEE BIIIIIIRD!!!!
[Verse 1]
Don't you say
Don't you ever ever say that it was worth it
For the profit, yeah
Another day when I lay there shit-faced
Then I smile when I'm on and sing the songs I did not write

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And they'll dance to it
And I'll smile and I'll get paid
Baggy pants are stupid
Alt-rock, Skynard, play another song I hate

[Chorus]
I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that's it's all the same
But too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinking
These places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever been

[Verse 2]
Drink a free beer, maybe smoke with the waiter
It's the illusion that they all give a shit
And some drunk guys yelling "Freebird!" and "Show us your boobs!"
And I'll smile when I key their truck, yeah!
[Pre-Chorus 2]
And it sucks so bad
But I made one Benjamin
How can I be mad?
I made one-seventh of my rent and maybe I'll go buy a plate of eggs

[Chorus]
I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that's it's all the same
But too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinking
These places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever been

[Bridge]
Not feeling Minnesota
I sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set
And play cover songs from the 90s
By one-hit wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper
And a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks

[Chorus]
I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that's it's all the same
But too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinking
These places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever been
I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that's it's all the same
But too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinking
These places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever been