Jeff Rosenstock
Grandma’s Day
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Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day to you
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day to you
It's Grandma's Day!
It's Grandma's Day today!
It's Grandma's Day!
Today!
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Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
I'm singing it to you
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
It's a happy Grandmother's Day to you
Grandma!
Grandma!
Grandma!
Happy Grandmother's Day to you
Grandma!
[Spoken Interlude]
And I'm sick of all these baseball players
I hate 'em all!
Shit!
Fuck!
I'm sick of it
Hey screw you, Jeff and screw you, Tim
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day to you
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
And fuck you, Jeff and fuck you, Tim
Grandma!
Grandma!
Grandma!
Happy Grandmother's Day, grandma!
I love you!
Happy Grandmother's Day from all of us!
From me!
From her!
From him!
From all of them over there!
But not any of those damn baseball players
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(Yeah! Yeah!)
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
{Sing it again!}
(Yeah! Yeah!)
Happy Grandmother's Day to you
(Yeah! Yeah!)
Happy Grandmother's Day, Grandma
(Yeah! Yeah!)
It's gonna be a great ol' day for you
Grandma!
(Grandma Grandma Grandma Grandma Grandma Grandman)
Grandma!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grand-Grand-Grandma!
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
And fuck you, Tim
And fuck you, Jeff
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day, grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day, grandma
Happy Grandmother's Day, grandma
Well I love my grandma, yes I do
Yeah, I love my grandma, how 'bout you?
Grandma
Grandma
Grandma
When I say "Grand," you say "Ma"
Grand
Ma
Grand
Ma
When I say "Grand," you say "Ma"
Happy Grandmother's Day, grandma