[Verse 1]
You sent a Christmas card
To my parents
I get nothing
I get nothing

[Chorus]
You could have at least sent something mean
Saying how happy you have been
You could have at least sent something cruel
To cut out the guessing

[Verse 2]
I had an evil plan
To send you a
Collage of letters That you wrote
I didn't

[Chorus]
I should have at least sent something mean
To show how pathetic I have been
I should have at least sent something cruel
To show how I miss you

[Bridge]
Ooh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Ooh, oh, oh
[Verse 3]
I've analyzed what this could mean
It only means just one thing
I've analyzed what this could mean
It only means just one thing