*Rewind Scratch*

[Verse 1: Mike Park]
Tell me what you learned at school today
Can you make the hook on a capital J?
Can you walk just like the letter K?
Can you build a roof on top of your A?

Can you draw the dot on a lowercase I?
Can you cross your Ts from side to side?
Do you know your A B Cs?
If so, won't you sing them with me?

[Chorus: Mike Park & Jeff Rosenstock]
Now, A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S, T U V
W X
Y and Z

A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S, T U V
W X
Y and Z
Hey, hey, hey, check it out! It's Sean Bonnette!

[Verse 2: Sean Bonnette]
What did you learn in school, tell me
Does your W look like a double V?
Can you zig and zag
Just like a Z?
Can you you hang real low like a lowercase g?

Does your P look like a backwards Q?
Does your n look like an upside down u?
Do you know your A B Cs?
If so, won't you sing 'em with me?

[Chorus: Mike Park, Jeff Rosenstock, & Sean Bonnette]
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S, T U V
W X
Y and Z

A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S, T U V
W X
Y and Z
[Bridge: Mike Park & Jeff Rosenstock]
Oh no! What's going on?
I don't know! It looks like everything's going backwards!

[Outro: All]
Z Y X W V U T
S R Q P O N
M L K, J I H
G F E D C B A

Z Y X W V U T
S R Q P O N
M L K, J I H
G F E D C B A