Verse 1:

Roger: Now if you had to choose, tween' the women and booze
Cody, Which one would it be?
You see I lined out the odds, and did the pros and cons
Decided women are the one for me
Cody: Now are you tryin' to say at the end of the day
With your back and your body achin'
You'd give up beer, Hey well that's just fine man
There'll be more here for the drinkin'
Roger: Oh what about you? You sure love the girls too
And I know that you've been around
Cody: True. But I got a great gal and it's goin' real good
And we're thinkin' bout' settlin' down
Roger: Oh you sound high and mighty, in your loyal, faithful piety
I figure that it's false pretenses, cause when you get to drinkin'
Hell, I seen you start to thinkin' bout greener grasses over the fences

Chorus:
Both: Beer, women, wine and whiskey, love in the afternoon
Roger: Runnin' with your buddies
Cody: Or rollin' in the hay
Both: Drinks in the ol' saloon
Cody: I say hell nah
Roger: Come'on hell yeah
Both: Brother either way you can't lose
Cody: Why don't you call up some women
Roger: Haha, Well then you bring the booze
Verse 2:

Cody: Ah, here we go again

Roger: Now you'd have to admit, if you up and quit
Some good things might come true
Cody: What's that?
Roger: No more late nights, or drunken bar fights
And your woman might love up on you
Cody: Well now do you really think that without a stiff drink
A boy would ever flirt with a girl
Roger: Well, maybe not
Cody: If it wasn't for rum, you ol' son of a gun
Both: We'da never populated the world

Chorus:
Both: Beer, women, wine and whiskey, love in the afternoon
Roger: Runnin' with your buddies
Cody: Or rollin' in the hay
Both: Drinks in the ol' saloon
Cody: I say hell nah
Roger: Come'on hell yeah, brother it may take forever to choose
Cody: So why don't you call up some girls
Roger: I will buddy, if you bring the booze
Yeah, bring a little bit with ya baby, just a lil, not very much, Ha! I'll tell you one right chere'
Cody: Yeah, I can't lie, I can argue either side
Roger: Hey Cody, Brother I could too
Cody: So why don't you call up some girls man?
Roger: Well why don't you bring the booze
A whole ice chest full man
Cody: I tell you what, I say this time I'll call up the gals, huh?
Roger: In that case I'll, I'll drink your beers
I'll drink em' all
Cody: Not if I can help it
Roger: Hahaha, I wouldn't want it said to me that I let a friend drink alone
Cody: We ain't drunk girls, come back!