[Verse 1]
Miss Darla how you sparkle like a shiny new toy
And I know I'm just an eight year old lonesome cowboy
But my only wish this Christmas is that I could call you baby
Then a stroke of genius hit me and I got to thinking maybe

[Chorus]
That if I had a hat made of mistletoe
I would wear it everywhere I go
And when I got the chance Darla
I'd pull you in close
If I had a hat made of mistletoe

[Verse 2]
There's a pretty heart-shaped locket in that five and dime window
Been saving up my nickels and that's what I'm gonna getcha
'Cause you and me are like mac 'n' cheese the way we go together
We could ride my pony off into that sunset forever

[Chorus]
If I had a hat made of mistletoe
I would wear it everywhere I go
And when I got the chance Darla
I'd pull you in close
If I had a hat made of mistletoe
[Chorus]
If I had a hat made of mistletoe
I'd have the bestest Christmas I know
And when I got the chance Darla
I'd pull you in close
If I had a hat made of mistletoe
If I had a hat made of mistletoe

[Outro - Spoken Word]
I think that's mistletoe growin' on the tree down by the barn
I bet a little duct tape would hold it together
Yep that's gonna work
Darla's gonna love me