[Intro]
Ladies, would you like to hear a love song this evening?

[Verse 1]
Wearin' your black dress, red shoes, makeup, perfume, and diamonds
You always impress, turn heads, the second you walk through the door
You're like a real-life work of fine art, baby, you're priceless
But I just wanna get home, get that black dress down on the floor

[Chorus]
'Cause when you got nothin' on
There ain't nothin' wrong
Lovin' you all night long's all I wanna do
'Cause I've seen the mountains high
I've sailed the ocean blue
But when you got nothin' on
Ain't nothin' got nothin' on you

[Verse 2]
You're better than Venice, Vegas, New York, L.A., or Paris
Baby, you're Vermont in the fall, the Grand Canyon on a full moon
Oh, and they can keep those high-rise, high price mansions, I wouldn't trade places
As long as I'm here with you, baby, I've got a room with a view

[Chorus]
'Cause when you got nothin' on
There ain't nothin' wrong
Lovin' you all night long's all I wanna do
'Cause I've seen the mountains high
I've sailed the ocean blue
But when you got nothin' on
There ain't nothin' got nothin' on you
[Segue]
Here's what I'd like to do with you here tonight
No matter whether you're in the very back or if you're down here in the front row, no matter where you're sitting tonight
I'd really like it if you get your cellphone, your flashlight, or your lighter, pick it up in the air and point something bright at us
We wanna take a picture with you tonight to let the rest of the United States know that country music is alive and well
Y'all wanna sing this with me, since we're uh, doing that's just me and you, y'all wanna sing something with me here tonight?
Let's go, it's just us

[Chorus]
'Cause when you got nothin' on
There ain't nothin' wrong
Lovin' you all night long's all I wanna do
(You sound good)
'Cause I've seen the mountains high
And I've sailed the ocean blue
But when you got nothin' on (Give it to me now)
Ain't nothin' got nothin' on you
Yeah, 'cause I've seen the mountains high
I've sailed the ocean blue
But when you got nothin' on
There ain't nothin' got nothin' on you
When you got nothin' on
Ain't nothin' got nothin' on you

[Outro]
Hmm, there ain't nothin' got nothin' on you, baby
Mmm
(I think it's time to switch to outlaw mode)