The Lacs
Empties
[Chorus: Uncle Snap]
They say a can half full is what I'm supposed to see
But it looks like a beer half drunk to me
If it ain't tipped back, man, it ought to be
I like empties, empties
In the back of my truck or all over the lawn
It ain't a party 'til a twelve pack's gone
A waste of beer is just straight up wrong
I love empties, empties

[Verse 1: Rooster]
Yeah, you got to drink up, you can't just babysit
Your beer's gettin' hot, you're takin' baby sips
You got to chug it down, throw 'em back, and tie it on
Crush your can and throw it down and stomp until they all gone
They in the front lawn, spread all through the flower bed
You think there's somethin' wrong, I'm just your average redneck
Killin' time, crushin' cans, gettin' drunk man
I'm proud of this dump, and empty cans is what I love

[Chorus: Uncle Snap]
They say a can half full is what I'm supposed to see
But it looks like a beer half drunk to me
If it ain't tipped back, man, it ought to be
I like empties, empties
In the back of my truck or all over the lawn
It ain't a party 'til a twelve pack's gone
A waste of beer is just straight up wrong
I love empties, empties
[Verse 2: Uncle Snap]
Turn one up and drive alone, man, I'm gonna tie one on
And I don't see nothin' wrong with drinkin' beer and singin' songs
So cheers and tilt it back, we gon' try to fill the sack
With all cans and not trash if you came to put it back
'Cause a redneck's stash of cans is kind of like retirement plans
If money's tight then cash em in and then you start your stash again
So I'm drinkin' for the future and I'm drinkin' for the present
I don't need stocks and bonds if you cancel my investment

[Chorus: Uncle Snap]
They say a can half full is what I'm supposed to see
But it looks like a beer half drunk to me
If it ain't tipped back, man, it ought to be
I like empties, empties
In the back of my truck or all over the lawn
It ain't a party 'til a twelve pack's gone
A waste of beer is just straight up wrong
I love empties, empties