The glass half empty
Ain't good enough for me
When its brown liqueur over ice
You can save your breath
Because I've reasoned to dispute words to the wise
Oh

No Way, No Way
You're not gonna rain on my parade
Whatever you say, whatever you say
It's all from nothin' I'm afraid
You want to change my mind there's no way

A box of candy, chocolate covered caramels
Sweet sugar tastes like happiness
My teeth are rotten and my bellies gettin' round
But I can't resist, oh no no

No Way, No Way
You're not gonna rain on my parade
Whatever you say, whatever you say
It's all for nothing I'm afraid
You want to change my mind but theres, No way

Dress me in the shade of grey
And pay the one who digs my grave
This fat man is goin' out with a smile, yeah yeah

Throw me the Bible, we'll go on like this for days
Yeah I can use the scripture too
I can't be certain of exactly what it means
But neither can you, oh no no

No Way, No Way
You're not gonna rain on my parade
Whatever you say, whatever you say
I'm only a jester, you're the sage
You want to change my mind
You want to change my mind
You want to change my mind
But there's no way