The Borgia Family
[THE BORGIAS]
Lucrezia, Giovanni,
Gioffre and Cesare
Italian barmy army,
The Borgia Family
Our daddy was Rodrigo
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
I had a monstrous ego
[THE BORGIAS]
Where he makes trouble we go
The Borgia Family
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Our tale begins Renaissance Spain,
Its leaders were a shower
And I ran out of patience
So began in my quest for power
I splashed my cash to all the papal cardinals in hope
That they’d be bought,
They were in short
And I became the Pope
More power than I oughta
[THE BORGIAS]
Blood’s thicker than water
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Appoint my sons and daughter
[THE BORGIAS]
To run a dynasty
[CESARE BORGIA]
With daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased, was ace
I’d kill a man who dared to
Like, invade my personal space
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
I found a husband for Lucrezia
Rich Giovanni Sforza, do you love him?
[LUCREZIA BORGIA]
Yes of course but love is power and money more so
[THE BORGIAS]
Now married to the Sforzas
This opens up new doorsas
The world bows down before us
The Borgia/Sforza family
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Oh yes, and while we’re at it, we will marry son Gioffre
Aged twelve but so what, soon we'll be
The Borgia/Sforza and the Naples family
When the Sforza family
Eventually bores ya
We'll just annul the marriage
If he refuses to divorce ya
[LUCREZIA BORGIA]
Don’t I get a say?
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Don’t fret, for you, another man I’ll get
Alfonzo of Aragon
[LUCREZIA BORGIA]
I like him, this could go on and on!
[CESARE BORGIA]
You like him, I’ve gone off him
His pretty face makes me wince
[LUCREZIA BORGIA]
You killed him!
[CESARE BORGIA]
Yeah I’m the model for
Machiavelli’s Prince
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Giovanni run the army but Cesare said
[CESARE BORGIA]
"No way! I’ll kill you if you cross me
I might kill you anyway"
I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all
As long as dad’s alive
There’s not a single chance I’ll fall
[RODRIGO dies.]
[CESARE BORGIA]
Aw, no
[THE BORGIAS]
We suddenly lost status
It seemes the whole world hate us
They excommunicate us
The Borgia Family
R.I.P.
Lucrezia, Giovanni,
Gioffre and Cesare
Italian barmy army,
The Borgia Family
Our daddy was Rodrigo
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
I had a monstrous ego
[THE BORGIAS]
Where he makes trouble we go
The Borgia Family
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Our tale begins Renaissance Spain,
Its leaders were a shower
And I ran out of patience
So began in my quest for power
I splashed my cash to all the papal cardinals in hope
That they’d be bought,
They were in short
And I became the Pope
More power than I oughta
[THE BORGIAS]
Blood’s thicker than water
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Appoint my sons and daughter
[THE BORGIAS]
To run a dynasty
[CESARE BORGIA]
With daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased, was ace
I’d kill a man who dared to
Like, invade my personal space
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
I found a husband for Lucrezia
Rich Giovanni Sforza, do you love him?
[LUCREZIA BORGIA]
Yes of course but love is power and money more so
[THE BORGIAS]
Now married to the Sforzas
This opens up new doorsas
The world bows down before us
The Borgia/Sforza family
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Oh yes, and while we’re at it, we will marry son Gioffre
Aged twelve but so what, soon we'll be
The Borgia/Sforza and the Naples family
When the Sforza family
Eventually bores ya
We'll just annul the marriage
If he refuses to divorce ya
[LUCREZIA BORGIA]
Don’t I get a say?
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Don’t fret, for you, another man I’ll get
Alfonzo of Aragon
[LUCREZIA BORGIA]
I like him, this could go on and on!
[CESARE BORGIA]
You like him, I’ve gone off him
His pretty face makes me wince
[LUCREZIA BORGIA]
You killed him!
[CESARE BORGIA]
Yeah I’m the model for
Machiavelli’s Prince
[RODRIGO BORGIA]
Giovanni run the army but Cesare said
[CESARE BORGIA]
"No way! I’ll kill you if you cross me
I might kill you anyway"
I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all
As long as dad’s alive
There’s not a single chance I’ll fall
[RODRIGO dies.]
[CESARE BORGIA]
Aw, no
[THE BORGIAS]
We suddenly lost status
It seemes the whole world hate us
They excommunicate us
The Borgia Family
R.I.P.