Horrible Histories
The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule
[George I]
I took the throne of England
Just 'cause I was protestant
A German prince whose English stank
King George number one

[George II]
I like to argue, now that's clear
Especially with my father here
And when he died of diarrhoea
I fought with my son

[George III]
I broke records with my sixty year reign

[George VI]
And I broke the scales with my giant frame

[Chorus]
Born to rule over you
King George
Four
Three
One
And two
You had to do what we told you to
Just because our blood was blue
[George I]
I was a hunk, girls adored me
Ladies all swooned before me
They would do anything for me
Or I'd have their husbands killed

[George II]
Had a war with Prince Charles Bonnie

[George III]
Everyone said that I was f-f-funny

[George IV]
I spent everyone's money

[All]
Our subjects were not thrilled

[George I]
I was the sad one

[George II]
And I was the bad one

[George III]
I was the mad one
[George IV]
And I was the fat one

[Chorus]
We were born to rule over you
Georges
One
Three
Four
And two
England's kings
Though we were German too
Him
Then him
Then me
Then you

[George IV]
We were born

[George I, II & III]
Born to rule over you

[GeorgeIV]
Born to rule
[George I]
Gorged on fruit
Then I died on the loo

[George II]
People hated us

[All]
And we hated them too

[George III & IV]
Born to rule over you

[George I & II]
Born to rule over you

[George III]
Me, I was as batty as a bonkers kangaroo

[George IV]
Me, I would have been more at home in a zoo

[All]
And now our song is through

[George II]
Yeah...

[George I, II & IV]
Georges

[George III]
Banana