[Elizabeth I (Howe-Douglas)]
Anyone whose lived around
These parts, or ever knew’d us
Is well aware that you
Should never mess with the Tudors

My granddad, Henry Seventh
He beat King Richard
That’s him pictured
Defeating the Tyke
He liked his name so much that
To keep alive his memory
He called his own son Henry
What was he like
Everyone said Henry
The Eighth was a baddy
I have to agree
Even though he was my daddy

[Henry VIII (Willbond)]
Just popping out to chop some wives!

[Both]
Cos we’re Tudors
Britain’s biggest feuders
And just like barracudas
We kill with methods foul
Tudors
Each enemy a Judas
At least we’re not as rude as
Simon Cowell
[Henry VIII]
My reign was quite notorious
I liked to hunt and slaughter

[Elizabeth I]
But then you had a daughter
Mary was her name

[Henry VIII]
It was a son I wanted
So I divorced her mother

[Elizabeth I]
Then wife two had another

[Henry VIII]
A girl? Not again!

[Elizabeth I]
Oi! That's me you're talking about!

[Both]
Tudor
Superior to you, duh

[Henry VIII]
Who followed me as ruler?
[Elizabeth I]
Best not to ask

[Henry VIII]
It must have been my laddie

[Elizabeth I]
Yes sickly little Eddie
Was ill and soon got deady

[Henry VIII]
And who came next?

[Elizabeth I]
Your daughters then took over
First came Bloody Mary
My sister's rule was scary
So all hail me

[Both]
Tudors
The history books reviewed us
As nutters and big bruisers
Who kill and cull

[Elizabeth I]
I never had an heir
So our reign ended there
[Henry VIII]
We my not have been fair

[Both]
But we were never dull