[Knight 1 (Baynton)]
I'm a knight

[Knight 2 (Punt)]
I'm a knight

[Knight 3 (Howick)]
And I'm a knight

[All Knights]
And our only aim in life is to fight

[Knight 1]
I'm a knight

[Knight 2]
I'm a knight

[Knight 3]
And I'm a knight
We fight by day, and when it's not so bright

[All Knights]
We're not so bright

[Knight 1]
We like to beat and chop and stab
Our wicked enemy
But all the time we try to stick
To rules of chivalry
[Knight 2]
Rule 1, we have to do brave deeds
For some great lady fair

[Knight 1]
I'd write poems

[Knight 2]
I would joust

[Knight 3]
Well, I would fight a bear
...Well, maybe a teddy bear!
Oh, I can't!

[Knight 1]
I'm a knight

[Knight 2]
I'm a knight

[Knight 3]
And I'm a knight

[All Knights]
And our only aim in life is to fight
[Knight 1]
I'm a knight

[Knight 2]
I'm a knight

[Knight 3]
And I'm a knight
We charge ahead, but never left or right

[All Knights]
We're never right

[Knight 1]
Rule 2, we have to practice
In the noble art of war
Battle for our King and country
That's what knights are for

[Knight 2]
And if there is no war to fight
A-hunting we will go

[Knight 3]
We hunt for deer, and rabbits too
So long as they are slow
...Otherwise, we can't catch them!
[Knight 1]
I'm a knight

[Knight 2]
I'm a knight

[Knight 3]
And I'm a knight

[All Knights]
And our only aim in life is to fight

[Knight 1]
I'm a knight

[Knight 2]
I'm a knight

[Knight 3]
And I'm a knight
We are fighters and our armour's always tight

[All Knights]
And these swords aren't light!

[Knight 1]
Rule 3, in war we aim to capture
Other knights alive
Their families give us lots of dosh
So long as they survive

[Knight 2]
We act like gentlemen and only
Fight with other gents

[Knight 3]
A real knight, he would never
Fight against peasants
...Anyway, peasants pong!

[Knight 1]
I'm a knight

[Knight 2]
I'm a knight

[Knight 3]
And I'm a knight

[All Knights]
And our only aim in life is to fight

[Knight 1]
I'm a knight

[Knight 2]
I'm a knight

[Knight 3]
And I'm a knight

[All Knights]
When we ride to war we're such a splendid sight
We are a sight!