We Normans are from France
It's not where we originated
Our accents are weird
But we're not sophisticated
Tough and terrifying
We've descended from the Vikings
So is it any wonder we've
A natural flair for fighting?

Normans over here
And you English can't abide us
Normans over here
Oh, that's cute, you tried to fight us
Normans over here
We set the north on fire
Normans over here
The Saxon life, au revoir

We build castles, we love horses
Our cavalry (hey!) all armies fear (hey!)
We're great fighters, you can hire us
But you won't like us (no!) and we don't care (no!)
We've got bad haircuts off the chainmail that we wear
This is Norman style

Chop, chop, chop, chop
Riding Norman style
Chop, chop, chop, chop
Haircuts Norman style
Chop, chop, chop, chop
Hands off Norman style
Chop, chop, chop
This is Norman style
I'm William the Conqueror
The greatest Norman ever
Got delayed invading England
Cause of the bad weather
Then chopped up your King Harold
And left his mummy crying
What do you expect, man
I'm practically a Viking

England's rightful heir
So signed Edward the Confessor
England's rightful heir
Forget Harold, the usurper
England's rightful heir
This Norman's gonna rule ya
England's rightful heir
Surrender or I'll kill ya

We build castles, we love horses
Our cavalry (hey!) all armies fear (hey!)
We're great fighters, you can hire us
But you won't like us (no!) and we don't care (no!)
We've got bad haircuts off the chainmail that we wear
This is Norman style

Hey, Saxon ladies
Chop, chop, chop, chop
Haircuts Norman style
Hey, Saxon prisoners
Chop, chop, chop, chop
Hands off Norman style
Hey, check our horses
Chop, chop, chop, chop
Riding Norman style
Hey, we rule England
Chop, chop, chop
Norman style