[Francis Drake]
I sailed right round the globe and saw many a sight
(Ooh arr ooh arr)
I attacked Spanish ports to show Queen Liz’s might
(Ooh arr ooh arr)
I sailed right back to England with treasure in the hold
(Ooh arr ooh arr)
Spanish says I’s a pirate, but I still got all their gold

[All]
Now I’ve got a brand new land to find
And you could come with me
We’re going to make all our fortunes
When we cross the sea

[Queen Elizabeth]
You can get a knighthood
And I’ll get more wealthy

[All]
Oh, I’ve got a brand new land to find
Just don’t get dysentery

[Walter Raleigh]
I explored the New World and set up colonies
(Ooh arr ooh arr)
Brought back potatoes, but not the coconut
[Drake]
That was me
(Ooh arr ooh arr)

[Elizabeth]
He fought in the Armada
And flirted with his Queen
(Ooh arr ooh arr)

[Raleigh]
Now I’ll find El Dorado
Be the richest man ever seen

[All]
Now I’ve got a brand new land to find
So why don’t you come with me
We’re going to make all our fortunes
When we cross the sea

[Elizabeth]
You can get a knighthood
And I’ll get more wealthy

[All]
But don’t forget to bring your sword
Cause nothing comes for free
[John Davis]
I saw the Falklands
And discovered some penguins
Ooh arr ooh arr

...Guys? It's my verse! Oh, come on, everyone loves penguins. Right?