Verse 1:
Dear God, forgive me for I’m a demon
A practicing heathen, guerrilla mind-state every season
Distributing lesions across the body, forcing a seizure
As long I’m breathing, I’m putting pressure on every region
Dear God, you need to get here, it’s kind of a zoo
Rocket launching n***as from Edgemere to Kalamazoo
Dual wielding switchblades and Soul Calibers too
Dropkicking Samaritans and any challengers too
I don’t wanna act civilized, I’m finna staple your mouth shut
Now I’m in the box for disorderly conduct
Brass knuckles to your eyelid that’s 4-5 stitches
I’m the type to go on blind dates with cross eyed bitches
Even n***as who don’t respect me show me serious love
Because they know the flow nastier than period blood
This marks the return of the boom-bap
Y’all n***as know that New York is where it’s at, I Max Relax

Chorus:
Just coolin, I max relax
Say, what you doing?
Just coolin, I max relax
Say, what you doing?
Just coolin, I max relax
MAX RELAX, MAX RELAX (Repeat x2)
[Brooklyn Bound, C Local]
This is…14 Street
Transfer is available to the A, E, and L train

Interlude:
Hey, excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
Pardon the interruption my name is *****
I'm here today, as usual, selling candy so I could buy more candy and make more money in a positive way
If y'all want to help a brother out and give a donation it would greatly appreciated
Thank you, everybody, God bless, have a safe trip
Each candy is only $1
What I have here is M&M peanuts, Welch's fruit snacks, trail mix bars, granola bars, Famous Amos cookies, and Lorna Doone shortbread cookies
I do what I gotta do just to stay on my feet
I'm flipping them sweets, I sell cavities that shit will leave a hole in your teeth
They talk bad about us but we get money out here
We take anything small and turn it into something big
Like these M&Ms, I take care of my family with this
This is what y'all buying me, this is what I do with my money
I buy $300 sneakers; I stay fly from head to toe

[Announcement]
Ladies and gentlemen, soliciting money in the subway is illegal
We ask you not to give
Please help us to maintain an orderly subway