The Muppets
Mr. Bassman
Floyd:
Bah B B Bah B Bah B Bah Bah BB
Bah BB Bah B Bha B Boom Boom Boom

Scooter:
Hey Mr. Bassman
You've got that certain something
Hey Mr. Bassman
You set that music thumping
To you it's easy when you go 1-2-3
Bah B B Bah B Bha Bah BB?

Floyd:
You mean Bah BB Bah Bah B Boom Boom Boom

Scooter:
Yeah! Hey Mr. Bassman
You're on all the songs with a
Bah B B Bah Bah B Bah Bah BB
And a Bah BB Bah B Bah B Boom Boom
Hey Mr. Bassman you're the hidden king of Rock and Roll
B Bah B B Bah Bah Bah?

Floyd:
No, Bah BB Bha B Bha B Bah Bah Bah
Scooter:
Oh. Well you don't mean a thing
When the leader's singing
Or when he goes Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay
Hey Mr. Bassman
I'm asking just one thing
Will you please teach me
Yeah, the way you sing
'Cause Mr. Bassman
I want to be a bassman too
Bah Bah B B Bah Bah Bah?

Floyd:
Like this: Bah BB Bha B Bah B Bah Bah Bah. Boom Boom Boom Boom B B B Boom Boom Boom Boom. Now you

Scooter:
Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom B B B Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom B B B Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

Floyd:
With me

Both:
Boom Boom Boom Boom B B B Boom Boom Boom B B B Boom Boom Boom B B Boom B B Boom B B Boom B B Boom B B Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

Scooter:
Well it don't mean a thing when the leader's singing
Or when he goes Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay
Hey Mr. Bassman
I think I'm really with it
Hey Mr. Boom Bomm Bah Boom
Di di di di di di
Come on Mr. Bassman
Now I'm a bassman too
Bah De Bah De Bah De Bah Bah Bah?
Floyd:
Bah BB Bah B Bha B Bah Bah Bah

Both
Boom Boom Boom Boom B B B Boom Boom Boom B B B Boom Boom Boom B B Boom B B Boom B B Boom B B Boom B B Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom