The Muppets
I’m Five
I'm five, I'm five
I'm a big frog now, I'm five
I can dress myself, I don't need mum
To help me anymore
And when I sit in my father's chair
My feet can reach the floor, almost

I'm five, I'm five
I'm a big frog now, I'm five
My mother doesn't spank me
Just for going without a hat
She knows darn well I'll run away
'Cause I'm too old for that

What does she think, I'm three?
Not me
What does she think, I'm four
I'm more than four
I'm even more than four-and-a-half
I'm five
(next month)