Robert Earl Keen
The Vacuum Cleaner Song
The vacuum cleaner has no name
It has no name
The vacuum cleaner has no name
It has no name
The vacuum cleaner has no name
The vacuum cleaner will remain
Among the things without a name
Without a name at all

The salmon chair, it can't tell time
It can't tell time
The salmon chair, it can't tell time
It can't tell time
The salmon chair, it can't tell time
Still it is a friend of mine
It holds me close, shares my wine
Never lets me fall

The mirror there, it makes no sense
It makes no sense
The mirror there, it makes no sense
It makes no sense
The mirror there, it makes no sense
It turns a frog into a prince
It's only by coincidence
I'm hangin' on the wall
This life of mine, it goes its way
It goes its way
This life of mine, it goes its way
It goes its way
This life of mine, it goes its way
It doesn't hear the things I say
Or else it would be yesterday
Winter would be fall
This life of mine it goes its way