[Instrumental Intro: "Jack, the Stripper"]

[Verse]
Goin' home, late last night
Suddenly, I got a fright
Yeah, I looked through a window
And surprised what I saw
Fairy with boots and dancin' with a dwarf
Alright, now!

[Chorus]
Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes
Alright, now!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes
Alright, now!



[Outro]
So, I went to the doctor, see what he could give me
He said, “Son; son, you’ve gone too far
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do”
Yeah!