[Verse 1: Ozzy Osbourne]
You can't feed the hungry
You can't talk Shakespeare to a monkey
You can't ban the bomb
And there's no way to stay calm

[Verse 2: Kim Basinger]
You can't sue Buddha for libel
You can't rewrite the Bible
You can't hit homers like Babe Ruth
And can't put your finger on the truth

[Chorus: Ozzy Osbourne]
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Let's got to bed

[Verse 3: Ozzy Osbourne]
You can't tune a radio to heaven
You can't live seven lives
You can't win money at the horses
And you can't fight the armed forces

[Chorus: Ozzy Osbourne]
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Let's got to bed
[Post-Chorus: Kim Basinger]
Ooh, ah
And you can't influence
And you can't influence
And you can't influence
Mmm, let's go to bed

[Verse 4: Kim Basinger]
You can't sing underwater
You can't have the boss' daughter
You can't make missiles out of mud
And you can't purify bad blood

[Verse 5: Ozzy Osbourne]
You can't feed the hungry
You can't pretend to have fun
You can't read a robot's mind
And you can't expect vultures to be kind

[Chorus: Ozzy Osbourne, Kim Basinger]
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Let's go to bed
Let's go to bed
Ooh, let's go to bed