[Chorus]
For he's got no faloodorum, fadidle di dorum????
For he's got no faloodoorum, fadidle day
He's got no faloorum
He's lost his ding dorum
So maids when you're young
Never wed an old man

[Verse 1]
An old man came courting me
Hey ding a dorum dum
An old man came courting me
Me being young
An old man came courting her
All for to marry her???
Maids when you're young never wed an old man

[Chorus]
For he's got no faloodorum, fadidle di dorum????
For he's got no faloodoorum, fadidle day
He's got no faloorum
He's lost his ding dorum
So maids when you're young
Never wed an old man

[Verse 2]
Now when they went to the church
Hey ding a dorum dum
When they went to the church
Me being young
When they went to the church
He left me in the lurch
Maids when you're young, never wed an old man
[Chorus]
For he's got no faloodorum, fadidle di dorum????
For he's got no faloodoorum, fadidle day
He's got no faloorum
He's lost his ding dorum
So maids when you're young
Never wed an old man

[Verse 3]
Now when they we to our bed
Hey ding a dorum dum
Now when they went to our bed
Me being young
When we went to our bed
He laid like he'd been dead,???
Maids when you're young never wed an old man

[Chorus]
For he's got no faloodorum, fadidle di dorum????
For he's got no faloodoorum, fadidle day
He's got no faloorum
He's lost his ding dorum
So maids when you're young
Never wed an old man

[Verse 4]
I flung my leg over him
Hey ding a dorum dum
Just to oblige him
Me being young
I flung her leg over him
Damn nearly smothered him
Maids when you're young never wed an old man
[Chorus]
For he's got no faloodorum, fadidle di dorum????
For he's got no faloodoorum, fadidle day
He's got no faloorum
He's lost his ding dorum
So maids when you're young
Never wed an old man

[Verse 5]
When he went to sleep
Hey ding a dorum dum
When we was fast to sleep
Me being young
When he went to sleep
Out of bed I did creep
Into the arms of a handsome young man

[Refrain]
I found his falodoorum, fa didle ay dodoorum
I found his faloodoorum, fa didle all day
I found his falodoorum he got my dingdorum
So maids when you're young never wed an old man