[Chorus: United Kingdolls]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 1: Lawrence Chaney]
Dancing to a highland jig
Lawrence Chaney's up in this gig
From Helensburgh to Edinburgh
Everywhere I go I'm snatching wigs
I made my name in Glasgow city
Can't sing or dance, but I'm so witty
Me and my dolls are on a mission
Going to take this crown for RuRuvision

[Verse 2: A'Whora]
I'm the fashion queen, A'Whora
I'll send you tens through the door-a
When he's asking for-a more-a
Tell him this hoe ain't a store
You read books and I'm on the cover
Superstar queen just like no other
Turning out looks, fashionista lover
Just like Ru, you can call me Mother
[Pre-Chorus: United Kingdolls]
It's something you say
And it's going around
And around and around and around, yeah
But what does it do?
I don't have a clue
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

[Chorus: United Kingdolls]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 3: Tayce]
Who me, like this in front of all these people?
Strut so bad it must be illegal (Hey)
T-A-Y-C-E (What?)
Inches to the floor, I ain't talking 'bout my weave (Thank God!)
Rata-tat-rat, I'ma clap back
You know I need a badge, so play that track (Ow!)
All you fruits should be scared of me
Like the one I sent home doing "Memory"
[Pre-Chorus: United Kingdolls]
It's something you say
And it's going around
And around and around and around, yeah
But what does it do?
I don't have a clue
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

[Chorus: United Kingdolls]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 4: Bimini Bon-Boulash]
Release the beast, Bimini!
Get a pillow for these girls 'cause they sleep on me
Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender
Don't be scared to embrace the femme
Whether you're he, she, or them
Limp wrist, hair flick, crème de la crème
Love yourself, say that again
[Bridge: Lawrence Chaney, A’Whora, Tayce, Bimini Bon-Boulash]
Clap for the bing, bang, bong
Clap for the sing, sang, song
Clap for the ding, dang dong
Clap for the UK, hun! (Woo!)

[Chorus: United Kingdolls]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song (Sing my song)
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong (Woo!)
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong (Put your hands up, put your hands up)
Sing, sang, song (Put your hands up, let's go!)
Ding, dang, dong (Hey!)
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong (Get your hands in the air!)
UK, hun? (Microphone drop)

[Outro: United Kingdolls]
Bing, bang, bong
Someone do a death drop or something!