[Chorus: Bananadrama]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 1: Joe Black]
Welcome back, darlings
I'm here to haunt you (woo!), it's Joe Black!
Nice to see you
And guess what? This camp witch is back
Here for my close-up
I'm with my girl band, zigazig-ah
Know what you're thinking
Glenn Close but no cigar

[Verse 2: Sister Sister]
All eyes on me from afar (Ooh)
Soon as I pull up the car (Ahh)
Check-check my huns in the mirror
We're all seein' stars
They say, Sister, what's your secret?
I tell them I'm gon' keep it
I never let it slip, gonna shoot from the hips
Stiletto to the metal and Jeep it!
[Pre-Chorus: Bananadrama]
It's something you say
And it's goin' around
And around and around and around, yeah
But what does it do?
I don't have a clue
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

[Chorus: Bananadrama]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 3: Ellie Diamond]
Herе in Scotland is where I stay
Let mе drop this verse, I'm about to slay
Tease out your hair, put stones in your tights
I'm beatin' this mug, you know it looks right
I'm the youngest one that's on the team
But Mama Ru's here and I'm livin' the dream
The Diamond's back and she's full of pizzazz
Who's the royal queen? That's right, I am!
[Pre-Chorus: Bananadrama]
It's something you say
And it's goin' around
And around and around and around, yeah
But what does it do?
I don't have a clue
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

[Chorus: Bananadrama]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 4: Tia Kofi]
You're a camp cow, you're a camp cow, stunning!
I'ma hit the ground, gonna hit the ground running
Call me Miss Kofi, but girl, there's no filter
The glamourous geek who will throw you off kilter
I'ma take the crown, just wait and I'll show ya
Slayin' the UK, from the Shetlands to Dover
I'm the queen, when the beat hits, better face it
That'll be the last time you ever call me basic
[Bridge: Bananadrama]
Clap for the bing, bang, bong
Clap for the sing, sang, song
Clap for the ding, dang, dong
Clap for the UK, hun! (Yeah!)

[Chorus: Bananadrama]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song (Sing this song!)
Ding, dang, dong (Dong?)
UK, hun? (You alright, babe?)
Bing, bang, bong (Doing better actually)
Sing, sang, song (Mildly improved)
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong (Walk, walk, get, get)
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong (Go, diva!)
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong (Bing it, bang it, bong it!)
Sing, sang, song (Oh yeah, I'm singin' it!)
Ding, dang, dong (Ding, dong!)
UK, hun? (Stop, and walk)

Bing, bang, bong