[Chorus 1]
Save a queen
Gone, but not forgotten
The judges did her rotten
Sashayed away before her time
Save a queen

[Verse 1: Jorgeous, Kerri Colby]
Poor Tempest DuJour
They sent her off to Shady Pines
You could find her in the bingo hall
Inserting laxatives in her behind
She lost all that weight
In her prime, she was tight
Now she's eating apple sauce
With her friend Betty White
Tempest DuJour was the cat in a hat
Who got told she was old by a ho-bеarded rat
She had things to say, becausе the bitch was so wack
But then got out-danced and she fell to the back

[Verse 2: Angeria Paris VanMichaels, DeJa Skye]
Now her nurse is her only fan
Even her kids don't wanna follow an ancient man
She's old and saggy like rotten fruit
I guess it wasn't just that n*** body suit
Tempest DuJour, people say that she's done
She's so old, her Social Security number is one
If she were to fall, 911 gets the call
Death drop, they said, now poor Tempest is dead!
[Chorus 2: Kerri, DeJa, Angeria]
(Save a queen)
For just 69 cents a day
You can supply Miss DuJour with a box of adult diapers
For a small monthly donation
We can pay Tempest's children to build her a new walker
What's that bitch name's again?
Tempest
Oh, who?
(Sashayed away before her time
Save a queen)

[Verse 3: Maddy Morphosis, Jasmine Kennedie]
A young bedroom queen, too big for her britches
She really thought she could compete with these bitches
She came in with whimsy and puppets in tow
But her little friend couldn't help her, the bitch had to go
The queens were challenged to bring their best Gaga
But Jaymes showed up in literal caca
She tried her best to do a tumble pass
But all she did was land flat on that ass

[Verse 4: Orion Story, Willow Pill]
Her drag is so crusty, her life is a wreck
Now all this girl needs is just a pay check
Filming in her bathroom was cute for a bit
But likes and subscribes, that don't pay for shit
So ends the tale of Jaymes Mansface
Delusion queen thought she came in first place
Still scouring the streets for secondhand wigs
So please throw a penny at this busted ass pig
[Chorus 3: Orion, Maddy, Jasmine]
(Save a queen)
She doesn't need much, just a buffalo nickel
And maybe some new tights
She's just a child, a 312-month-old baby!
With every donation
You'll receive a free pair of noise-cancelling headphones
So you can block out that god awful voice
(Sashayed away before her time
Save a queen)

[Verse 5: Daya Betty, Lady Camden]
Kahmora hails from the Windy City
Little did she know, her tale would soon get shitty
The strongest earlobes in all the race
But we saw how fast that she painted her face
She's a legend, she's a star
But she's back to tip spots at her local bar
Every queen has their day
But there was just one line, she couldn't quite say

[Verse 6: Bosco]
She said, "I was rooting for us"
I mean, damn, she even padded her bust
Her time came and went and it was all gone in a flash
So reach into your pockets and give her some fucking cash
[Chorus 4: Bosco, Camden, Daya]
(Save a queen)
Did you know that some drag queens have to get ready in less than seven hours?
Every five minutes, a drag queen develops elephantitis in her earlobes
Somewhere right now
There's a poor little drag queen crying in Untucked because
Well, she's safe again this week
(Save a queen)

[Chorus 5]
Jaymes Mansfield:
Is this song still going on?

(Save a queen
Her OnlyFans ain't poppin'
And all her pads are rotten
Her meet and greets are empty lines
Save a queen)

Jorgeous:
Call now and donate just an hour of your time
So we could give her the attention she needs

Willow Pill:
When we reach our donation goal
We'll do these tired queens
The ultimate service of putting them to sleep, for good

Lady Camden:
You can sponsor a drag queen like Kahmora

Daya Betty:
By donating a sensible 74 cents

Bosco:
That way, she can buy a fucking watch

(Save a queen)