[Intro]
(Bonjour, hi!)

[Verse 1: Anita Wigl'it]
Everyone in the world she's here
Are you ready for your queen?
Yo, Miss Anita Wigl'it reporting from Canada
Miss Tough Titties, can I speak to the manager?
Land of the moose knuckle, bear and beaver,
Part-time man but a full-time diva
Listen up, I'm a comedy queen!
Known to be positive, I'll always be keen
Please refer to my ass henceforth
As the new international queen of the North

[Verse 2: Rita Baga]
"R" you ready for this Frenchie?
'Cause "I" came back to Bagattack
The "T" is boiling mеs chéries
"A" mother of six knows how to act
I got out of my shell and I'm willing to tеll
I'm the gender bender, hot as hell
The royal creature of Quebec, is killing this verse with respect
Made it mainstream where I came from
Now I'm takin' the world by storm!
[Chorus: All]
Keep your eyes on me
On y va, all right
When we step into the spot we say-ay: bonjour, hi!

[Post-Chorus: Victoria, Rita & Anita]
All right, guv'na?
Salut, ça boume?
G'day, G'day
Honey, I'm Scone!

[Verse 3: Victoria Scone, All]
I've flown across the ocean to give a piece of me
A buffet revolution, come join the monarchy
I gotta clear the air tonight
You can start the jam 'cause I'll cream first
It only seems right
And if your bottom's soggy
Give me an oggy-oggy!
Oggy-oggy-oggy!
(Oi-oi-oi!)

[Chorus: All]
Keep your eyes on me
On y va, all right
When we step into the spot we say-ay (Bonjour, hi!)
Keep your eyes on me
On y va, all right
When we step into the spot we say-ay
[Outro: Victoria Scone, Anita Wigl'it & Rita Baga]
Oggy-oggy-oggy!
Oi-oi-oi!
Aussie-Aussie-Aussie!
Oi-oi-oi!
I- uhh, uh...