[CHRISTIAN]
I wanna express myself
I got some magic in me I wanna show
Yeah!
There's so much more to me
Besides the freaky thing I do with my throat

[TUCK]
I wanna express myself
I got a fantasy that I wanna live
Ha!
Learn how to sew a dress
Instead of learning how to fashion a shiv

What am I gonna do with this?

[CHRISTIAN]
That could really hurt someone!

[TUCK]
I know!

[CHRISTIAN & TUCK]
Our lives need a little less
Mmm
And a little less
Ugh!
And a little more
Drag!
[HEAVEN BACON]
Your lives need a little less
Ugh!
And a little less
Oh, my God!
And a little more
Drag!

[CHRISTIAN, TUCK, & HEAVEN BACON]
It's the dress, it's thе wig
It's the heels walking in
It's the mug, it's the mood
It's thе attitude!

Our lives need a little less
Meh
And a little less
Ha ha ha!
And a little more
Drag!

[HEAVEN BACON]
My mom taught me you have to stand up for what you believe in

[CHRISTIAN]
There's a council meeting tonight
And they're planning to outlaw drag in West Bumtuck forever!
[TUCK]
We gotta go!

[CHRISTIAN, TUCK, & HEAVEN BACON]
Our lives need a little less
Bleurgh
And a little less
Ahh!
And a little more
Drag!

[TUCK]
Hurry!
Before it's too late!