Chip Douglas : [Walks slowly towards Steven] You mean illegal cable?

Steven  :  Um... Yeah.

Chip Douglas :  Who told you that? What is his name? I want it.

Steven : Just forget it.

Chip Douglas : You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility!

Steven : No, please, that was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it.

Chip Douglas : [Bursts out laughing] I'm just jerking your chain! Ha ha ha. The look on your face! Ha ha, you are too easy!

[laughs harder]

Chip Douglas : Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.