Alright!
You're a reindeer, here's your motivation!
Your name is Rudolph
You're a freak with a red nose, and nobody likes you
Then one day Santa picks you, and you save Christmas

No forget that part, we'll improvise!
Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey
You hate Christmas! You're gonna steal it!
Saving Christmas was a lousy ending
Way too commercial!

Action!

[Scuffle noise]

Brilliant!

You reject your own nose
Because it represents the glitter of commercialism!
Why didn't I think of that!
Cut, print, check the gate moving on!