She calls me up
So I run home (ooh hoo)
Says she's coming over
Sh. sh. sh. she calls me names
Just to wait around
Then we play some mind games
But I think I like it
Now she's the only one who blocks my number and
And I don't know (ooh hoo)
She's the only one I call

Whats wrong with me
Yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, oh yeah
Why can't I see
Yeah, oh yeah
I'm so addicted to you

And you're such a dick to me
Got a big surprise planned
Thats my kind of town
She flies me out
In chicago (ooh hoo)

She says shes been a hoe
On the jerry springer show

Had to let me know
Yeah, oh yeah
Whats wrong with me
Why can't I see
Yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, oh yeah
I'm so addicted to you
And you're such a dick to me

I wrapped myself around her little finger and
She gives me the middle one
Yeah, oh yeah
Whats wrong with me
Why can't I see

Yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, oh yeah
I'm so addicted to you
And you're such a dick to me

She calls and I come running back
I call she never calls me back
What's wrong with me
I'm so addicted to you
You're such a dick to me