[My Own Worst Enemy by Lit]
[A. Jay Popoff]
It's no surprise to me, I did my own enema-
Meeheeheeheeheehee

Please help me! Why
My car is in the window
And I'm bleeding in the front yard
And I came into my clothes (Disgusting!)
So gross, man...

It's Windows 95!
The smoke alarm is going off and there's my front yard burning!

[Kid]
Sound like a fire in progress!

[Jose the Fire Hydrant]
Huh?

[A. Jay Popoff]
We can forget about my front yard
'Cause now it's gone
But it's a snow surprise

Why am I
Singing with my clothes off?
Threw them all out the window!
[Buddy Holly by Weezer]
[Rivers Cuomo]
Ooh, Wii U, I look just like your butt buddy!
Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh Ohhh-

[Steve Ballmer]
Don't listen to Weezer!

[Basket Case by Green Day]
[Billie Joe Armstrong]
Do you have to listen to me doo-doo? uH

[Longview by Green Day]
[Billie Joe Armstrong]
I sit around and watch YouTube
But there's nothing but ads (Pathetic)
I'm on my phone, watching TikTok for an hour or two...
Twitter is dumb, and I go to it
To masturbate to furry shit!
Stop tryin' to sell your OnlyFans, you fluffy loser!

Lick my eyes and tape my lips
Take me away to Build-a-Bear
I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
And I smell like smeeeeeeeeeeeeells
Euuuuaaaagh
I'm feeling hungry
I like to eat hummus hummus hummus hummus
I sure as hell just farted on myself (Aaaaaaa)
Sit on my thumbs, just for some bits
I'm sick of livestreaming on Twitch
In a house within a house within a house within-

My mama says to get the JoJ
But she don't like cs188
I'm feelin' like gettin' a date
But no one likes to smell my feet
They smell like chicken
I'm feeling hungry
Nom nom nom nom nom

[In the Meantime by Spacehog]
[Royston Langdon]
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
In the end, we shat everywhere
Forever ahh, raah, raah, raah
I'm gonna come

We love BO
Land's a green, and the skies a' green
We just like green
All in all (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Yeeeaaaah
We're not okayay! (I mean this, I'm okay!)
Oooooooooooh
[Outro]
[A. Jay Popoff]
And I...
Stuck a surprise... into your ass last night
(Owo)
And I...
Shit in your bed last night
When I was drunk

I didn't mean to do that
Can we forget about that?
Please? Please?!

[Billie Joe Armstrong]
Oh Jesus! I can't pull my thumbs out of my fuckin' ass! Where is my mom?