[Verse]
On two bicycles
On a hillside desolate
Could nature make a man of me yet?
Under this charming car
This charming man
Why ponder life's complexities
When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

[Chorus]
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's crucial
That someone so handsome should care"

[Post-Chorus]
I'm just a country boy who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

[Chorus]
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's crucial
That someone so handsome should care"
[Bridge]
This charming man
This charming man

[Outro]
I'm just a country boy who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things