Radio: An enemy missile attack has been launched against this country. It is estimated that the missiles will arrive in approximately three minutes

Jim Bloggs: God, almighty, there's only three minutes to go!

Hilda Bloggs: Okay, I'll just get the washing in

Jim Bloggs: Shut up! I'm trying to listen!

Radio: Stay indoors

Hilda Bloggs: Oh, dear, I've left the oven on

Jim Bloggs: Get in! Get in! Get in!

Hilda Bloggs: The cake will be burned!