[Intro: NIck Mason]
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[Spoken: Jimmy Young & Nick Mason]
-that stuff', she says, and I say 'Congratulations to you Dorothy. Um, and Mr. Greenwood, o' course.' I have to be formal, uh, avec Mr. Greenwood. Now the point is we come to our, um, uh, well, our musical quite high sort of programme actually. And I say, 'Here's a memory to take with you -- which will make you very glad you ever made it --' anyway - hey, quelle artistry there! Oh, you must be! Anyway, and I was asked to sing especially for Tricia Moynihan -- uh, who's got flu at the mo' you see, from Roger -- and he said 'I Boy' and 'Do You Not Forget' -- oooooohh, that... if someone too intent on top of the morning if this was the boy what would she do for you? Well -- I can if you write me a postcard of course but anyway -- a-ha -- the thing is I -- ay, ha, nearly forgot to say didn't I? If you would like me to join you on the show numero... 'oyo... that's the thing -- and, but as I say... well... quack quack quack... I'm all whacking the two of you and look forward. So, Jim with the BBC,... 11A1AA... that's the... one -- OK?
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