[Verse 1]
So ya thought ya might like to go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow
I've got some bad news for you sunshine
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
Now tonight we're gonna find out where you fans really stand

[Verse 2]
Are there any queers in the audience tonight?
Get them up against the wall
(Against the wall)
That one in the spotlight, he don't look right
Have him up against the wall
(Against the—)
And that one looks Jewish and that one's a coon!
Hey, who lеt all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's onе smoking a joint and another with spots
If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!

[Instrumental Outro]