[Intro]
You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!

[Verse 1]
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who
Would hurt the children in any way they could
By pouring their derision upon anything we did
Exposing every weakness
However, carefully hidden by the kid

[Verse 2]
But in the town, it was well known, when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives