[Intro]
I like your mother
I like your brother
I like you and you like me too

[Verse 1]
You get a preacher
I'll buy a ring
We'll hire a band
With an accordion
A violin
And tenor who can sing

[Chorus]
You and me, you and me, babe
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby

[Verse 2]
We'll have a kid
And maybe we'll rent one
He's gotta be straight
We don't want a bent one
He'll drink his baby brew
From a big brass cup
Some day he may be president
If things loosen up
[Chorus]
You and me, you and me, babe
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, you and me, baby

[Verse 3]
I'll take the train into the city
Every morning
You may be plain, I think you're pretty
In the morning
Some nights we'll go out dancing
If I'm not too tired
Some nights we'll spend romancing
Watching The Late Show by the fire

[Verse 4]
When our kids are grown
With kids of their own
They'll send us away
To a little home in Florida
We'll play checkers all day
'Til we pass away