[Verse 1]
Inside our heads
We're all the same
Some teeth, a tongue
And a dirty great brain
But at nighttime it's true
After food, booze and work
Before my head hits the pillow
My brain goes berserk
Irrational, bizarre
Hallucinogenic
Don't worry, babe, we're all
Part schizophrenic

[Verse 2]
I have nightmares and dreams
Where nothing is anything like what it seems
Shattered in a storm
My mothers got rabies
My sisters given birth
To two tartan babies
And I'm chasing a mammoth
Around Clapham Common
In a top-hat and beret
While scoffing a ramen
I'm terrified now
I'm sweaty and lonely
I see spiders the size
Of black Shetland ponies
I see killer dogs
Drinking gone-off cider
And my cat's just become
A saber-tooth tiger
My fat white neighbor
Packing fifty-five stone
Was eating a pig
Including the bone
I got a cow
And a bulimic ferret for a wife
But only a passing
Acquaintance with life
[Outro]
See with narcotics and juice
Your mind can run wild
You think you can't lose
But you act like a child
I'm Lord Billy Bilo
Forever in the doghouse
And I just pissed myself
Next door to the lighthouse