(Verse 1)
Who is me
JP
How motherfucking rude of me
This whole rapping thing is all really kind of new to me
Come on ya'll let's get acquainted
Before my image gets too tainted
I don't spend nights hella faded
Spitting in my closet locked up in containment
Browsing through the blogosphere
Scrounging up some entertainment
I can count on one hand for all the times I masturbated
I can count on bad judgement for the only girl I dated
I thought I'd be trapped forever
Thank goodness that I made it
Okay that was mean
JP low on dopamine
Dammit man that's one sorry sad sack SOB
You bitches should've seen me when I was 15
Justin Bieber haircut
Vote for Pedro mustache
Too chicken shit to cut class
Watching daddy down a flask
I'm in love with you but I'm married to right hands and porno mags
Clothes loose like parachutes
Rocking Forces like my homie's shoes
Donning sliver chains like all the famous rappers do
(Chorus)
Ego stroke
I rep the most
Looking dope from head to toe
Bitches hoes flock the coast
When I rap and brag and boast

(Verse 2)
Notify memo me
Visa vi the murder spree
You whack emcees
I merk the beat
I turned a leaf
I flipped a tree
Veni Vidi Vicci
Peering through glass menageries
Both cheeks stained like Justin Bieber's satin sheets
Golly gee I'm only 19
Proceed to make more strides
There's more guys just like you than I'd care to account for
You like my rhymes tell me more
Your chick look like a Rancor
Yet to hear a crowd roar
But at least I know I sound raw
Narcissism that's faux pas
Lately I've been feeling like 4 Pacs
Kill me in my prime that's smallpox
Cause real gods don't stop
Finally made my transformation
Been waiting patient like days and days bruh
Got my Ki up now I'm brother of Frieza
Real G's don't like to speak
I'll murder you silently
Don't do you dude that's a tip
Unless you're like me then that's the shit
Just a flex but I hope you know
I gotta go scribble in my DeathNote