[T-Pain]
Hahhh, yeahhhh
I've been in the treehouse for seven hours lookin at yo' house girl
Ever since you kicked me out girl - that ain't me!
Huh, but who the fuck is he?! (yeahhhhh)
I've been watchin y'all kissin and huggin, lickin yo' belly button
Touchin and rubbin but this n***a look just like me!
He got dreads and gold teeth! (yeahhhhh)
Now I know we just broke up, week and a half ago
How was I to remember the anniversary! (yeahhhh)
Baby I'm sorry! (yeahhhhh)
But you know

[Hook: T-Pain]
I can't leave y'all alone tonight
Ain't nothin goin on tonight
Cause I'm the phantom in yo' opera (yeahhhhh)
I'm the phantom in yo' opera (yeahhhhh)
Now I can't leave y'all alone tonight
All the lights gon' be on tonight
Ooh I'm the phantom in yo' opera (yeahhhhh)
He won't get none, you won't either, 'til I get mine

[T-Pain]
Ahhhhhh... yeah
I'mma wait until y'all get real into it, just about to do it
The mood is set and I'mma mess y'all UP!
I bet that sucks, to be him
I'mma call (and hang up) call again (and hang up)
"Hello?" "Do you like scary movies?"
Then I'mma do it again... am I scaring yo' friend? (yeahhhhh)
Yeahhh (yeah) let's play a game (yeah) I'll be Teddy Pain (yeah)
You try to do your thang (yeah) and I'mma block that COCK!
Hahaha, and I'mma make y'all STOP! Yeahhhhh
And you know
[Hook]

[Instrumental break for 22 seconds]

Yeahhhhhh!

[Hook]