[Verse 1: Twank Star]

See when I saw her my first thought was maybe I should lie
But then Id be categorized as average lines average guy
And thats not my style, I prefer not to spit her game
Cause one thing males hate to hear is we all the same
But sometimes we can't help it, thats what yall wanna hear
So we spit anything we know thatll get yall outta here
Off to the crib we go, clothes drop down to the floor
And she forget about the Range you told her that you had before
The only downfall is when that one night turns to more
Then you get exposed and the initial lie burns the most
And she swears its the principle that made her go
But in the back of your mind you really thought she digging for gold
Now she tryna roll, because she find you broke aww hey
She caught me balling man it was a friday
So I know I mislead, to get in-between misses legs
To get her in the bed all I said was

[Hook:T-Pain]
Shawty I got a car, I got a crib
And its a mall cross the street from where I live
Every size of rims is in my front yard
Waterfalls and all (Im a baller baby)
I could be everybody else or I could be me
And tell you that I like you
And everything I see
Now I could take a chance and be myself
Naw I can't do it cause you like everybody else
So Ill be everybody else
[Verse 2]
I mean can you blame me though
A lot of them fall for it
So I just use it when the situation calls for it
Like every time its like they hang on every line
Clean my sterling silver in the club Im bout to shine
Women want a baller so for now Im gonna ball
I make them think Im tricking take them to the cheapest mall
But Sharpstown why not the Galleria daddy
Baby I wanna spoil you but they got too much traffic
Its bad I know but the women ain't no better
If I wasn't a liar we wouldn't be together
So call me greedy if you may, but you great
And I just wanted to save this relationship touche
If you wait, music gone be my new wave, you gone throw that bouquet, Your ring 22K, Big old house in a new state
If you stay, and itll work like a charm, til the new girl on your arm
And people overhearing you say

(Hook)
Shawty I got a car, I got a crib
And its a mall cross the street from where I live
Every size of rims is in my front yard
Waterfalls and all (Im a baller baby)
I could be everybody else or I could be me
And tell you that I like you
And everything I see
Now I could take a chance and be myself
Naw I can't do it cause you like everybody else
So Ill be everybody else
[Bridge: Twank Star]
If I wanna do you, then I can't do me
You dont pay any mind to the guy you see
Looking for a baller in the VIP
Never thought Mr. Right just might be me

[Verse 3]
See shorty I wanna keep it real and just tell you how I feel
Thats my word but you acting like Im getting on your nerves
But soon as I spit that money shorty eyes get big
Or how I tell her my Lamborghini ride getting fixed
I know Im kinda of big so that makes it even harder
Some dont give me a chance if they dont think Im a star
Lying like how I used to kick it with Toccara
But the conversation dont stray too far from

(Hook)
Shawty I got a car, I got a crib
And its a mall cross the street from where I live
Every size of rims is in my front yard
Waterfalls and all (Im a baller baby)
I could be everybody else or I could be me
And tell you that I like you
And everything I see
Now I could take a chance and be myself
Naw I can't do it cause you like everybody else
So Ill be everybody else