[Verse 1]
Since I was a kid I had this dream
I want to be a tough guy, wide and mean
Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed

[Chorus 1]
Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down

[Verse 2]
I wear my blue jeans very tight
Please the ladies every night
They put money in my hat
Makes their husbands so upset

[Chorus 1]
Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down

[Chorus 2]
Cowboy, cowboy never die
Feels no pain, never cries
Cowboy, you get all the chicks
Big, big horses and big dicks
[Verse 3]
Was never wild, never mean
Never joined a cowboy scene
I just ride my rocking chair
Hide my teeth in tupperware

[Chorus 3]
Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad
Vomit in your cowboy hat
Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun
Lost the bullets, fuck your gun
Cowboy, cowboy, we died
Every night I have to cry
Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick
Drunken horse and shrunken dick