[Skit]
*The Price is Right theme song plays*
And we're off!
Welcome to The Price is Right!
Yes, and for the right price your house can get ran up in
Quick, faster then hurry for the right purse
Please believe me
Welcome, once again, to The Price is Right!
Yes, yes, yes, you know what fellas
You know I-I, you know I-I, as I analyze the situation then I realize that a lot of you n***as ain't properly got your money up yet
You know, you might be whipping through the streets on some fancy shit
You know, but your mother still live in the fucking hood
You know what I mean?
And there's a lot of n***as that's still running around
Bet you know from when you was a little kid
The news, your mother's home address
You know that old home that's just from in the hood
That your mother still currently resides in
While you whipping around in that vintage shit
Trying to front like you doing some big things
Yeah, you got a little coupe, a condo somewhere in the suburb
So make sure you don't talk too reckless, little fella
'Cause strange things could happen at your little beautiful condo out here in the suburb
Just as much as it could happen to that original address you grew up at as a little kid where your mother currently resides at in the hood, yeah
So on that note, we gon' continue the roll of things
Yeah, let's get back to the previous program, my n***a
*Gunshot*