[Intro]
There are seven billion people on the planet
On our little floating rock of green and blue
But out of seven billion humans living on the Earth
There is nobody else quite like you

[Verse 1]
The way you take a leap and never seem afraid to fall
The way you dress your goat up in pajamas
The way you dry your hair
The way you soar through the air
The way you turn your apples into bananas

The way you juggle while you hoverboard like it's no big deal
The way you bike, ride like a kangaroo
How you hop, how you hoop
The way you poop in the soup

[Refrain]
Nope! There's nobody else quite like you!

[Verse 2]
Your cowbell is a dogbell, and your melon is a friend (She's got a friend)
You're trippin' balls and you're barely even ten (Just turned ten)
Your coffee is your canvas and you like to play pretend (Play pretend)
You sprint into a car door over and over again!
You can turn a normal cheese curl into Instagram art
You spread holiday cheer through parkour
You sit in traffic to the beat
You go singin' in the street
You're a one-of-a-kind man-dog it's true!

[Refrain]
No, there's nobody else quite like you!
[Kid]: Aaaaaah!

[Outro]
You know the things that make you weird make you wonderful too!
You're completely unmistakeable
You're you!