[Verse 1]
(At the club)
I bought you a drink
But you gave it away

[Verse 2]
(At the club)
You laughed in my face
Said you thought I was gay!

[Chorus]
No booty tapping
No make-out sesh
Nobody wants to be
Rubbing Rajesh

Even my sister Jayanthi gave me a snub...!

[Bridge]
Surprise it's us again (What the fuck?)
The people from before (Surprise!)
We're back to say goodbye and sing to you once more (Oh, Hello!)

[Outro]
We hope that you enjoyed part one
We truly do (We truly do)
But if you didn't
You're gonna really hate part two
At the club!